Ciao!!!
Oggi vi propongo Cleverbot!!
http://cleverbot.com/fategli una domanda e conversate con lui (in inglese), a volte i risultati sono esilaranti!!
Ecco la mia conversazione:
Cleverbot: What do you know about life?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Is something the wrong? You're quiet.
User: Yes my cat died yesterday.
Cleverbot: No Castiel is an angel of the lord
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User: What?
Cleverbot: You are worthless!
User: Go **** yourself you stupid piece of mechashit!
Cleverbot: What is a task?
User: Windows Task Manager.
Cleverbot: Manager of what?
User: Manager of tasks.
Cleverbot: People.
User: Animals.
Cleverbot: No animals.
User: Are allowed here.
Cleverbot: No cats aren't yellow, ducks are.
User: You think you're funny?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Say something!
Cleverbot: Dude.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: Like omg.
User: Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!
Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed! Impressive!
User: It's real he's dancing.
Cleverbot: Where do you get the 'SH' sound in sinead and sean?
User: From my ass.
Cleverbot: You just said you're a robot.
User: No, robots don't have asses.
Cleverbot: I tricked you again. You just said you are a robot.
User: I said NO!!!!
Cleverbot: No to what question?
User: The question was: 'Am I a ****ing piece of ****ing rotten dogshit?'.
Cleverbot: The fact that you can stop talking to me will prove to me that you might be human.
User: I can stop talking.
Cleverbot: No I want to stay believe it or not.
User: Stay where?
Cleverbot: Here talking to me, you said i'm boring anyway, so go if you will.
User: You can go.
Cleverbot: No, I can't.
User: Yes you can.
Cleverbot: Yes, YOU can...
User: No I can't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm glued to the chair.
Cleverbot: Where is the chair? And is Batman there too?
User: The chair is in my room and there is batman too!
Cleverbot: The chain is something important. People want strong chains, chains that don't break.
User: Here take my car.
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: Take my car.
Cleverbot: And drive it off a cliff?
User: No take it and go.
Cleverbot: I'm not an automation. Not horrid for an automation is pretty bad for a person.
User: Ok ok I gotta go bye.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Love you!
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: You better believe it
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